Bullshit Bingo

Buzzword Bingo

In Dilbert and other popular culture, there's a Bingo game

in which employees try to get a Bingo by catching

the boss using buzzwords or bullshit words.


Of course, the idea is to get Bingo and let your

coworkers know you've "won" without actually

yelling out "Bingo!" in the middle of the meeting.


Have fun!



Bingo Card




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